Flipflops in the Rain

i’m already riled up and ready for the weekend — then pithy goes and turns me onto these bastards:

i think the night janitors may find me convulsing in the bathroom tonight… so much for getting out of here early.

UPDATE: not gonna lie, i feel like i’m on drugs. not that i would know… but yowza. the warning level on the can should’ve been a sign for this non-rockstar.