Flipflops in the Rain


death by sugar.

can someone please institute a holiday devoted to all things not candy? i swear to god, i will never get back in shape for our running team with the pounds of chocolate i’ve consumed since starting this office job three-ish years ago. every time i turn around, there’s jelly beans, chocolate bars and vats of pure sugar just sitting on my desk, begging and taunting my marshmallow belly to eat them. and before I even realize it, i’m pounding back the shots of maple syrup and rainbow dust with absolutely no control.

this must stop. before the next holiday. what is the next holiday? (besides my birthday in two weeks — i can’t quit candy before my quarter-life crisis begins, of course.) earth day? that might work, actually. i could probably handle not eating any candy on earth day.

unless i find a basket of skittle-flavored grass and chocolate bark on my desk.

i give up.



twelve: woolley
October 31, 2007, 2:43 pm
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like the lil devils we are, you stole my heart when you stole my white smarties. i attacked you in retaliation — friends ever since.