Flipflops in the Rain


my cat joined twitter today.
October 30, 2009, 1:32 pm
Filed under: geek chic, obscure pop culture references, the cat's meow | Tags: , , , ,

for those of you who follow my tweets, you may have seen an explosion in pet talk today.

a seemingly harmless suggestion to follow another pet led to my cat magically creating an account with the sole purpose of taunting and harassing my friends and me.  (examples: “@flipflopsinrain Who says I’m alone? The raccoons are taking turns mating on your pillow.” or “my mommeh could kick the refried beans out of your mommehs ass.”)

i am not writing these tweets. i didn’t even create the account. i find this a little unsettling, especially since my cat seems to be a pretty superb artist, in between surfing icanhazcheeseburger.

i’m finally going crazy, aren’t i?

a shout out to the other free-spirited creatures who joined twitter today: Kismet, Just a Girl‘s “borderline retarded chihuahua with a serious thing for blankets,” and Nutsak, Pithy‘s one-eyed kitteh. you animals are smarter than the average bear… and that scares me.
7 Comments

7 Comments

The formatting of this post is all retarded, but you get the point.

Comment by flipflopsintherain October 30, 2009 @ 1:35 pm

So are you going as a crazy cat lady for Halloween?

Comment by Write Gal October 30, 2009 @ 2:04 pm

She’s a crazy cat lady the other 364 days of the year

Comment by Rach October 30, 2009 @ 2:09 pm

If Axe Murderer ever joined Twitter, I know she’d hack my account and send everyone e-bombs via DM. You better hope it don’t happen…

Comment by LiLu November 1, 2009 @ 11:08 am

I’ll just play along and pretend like you didn’t jack my style and Fabrizio’s Facebook account.

Comment by Paolo November 2, 2009 @ 3:09 pm

@write gal and rach: yeah, i need a break from my traditional uniform.

@lilu: every time you say axe murderer’s name, it makes me all glowy inside.

@paolo: i still hate you.

Comment by flipflopsintherain November 2, 2009 @ 5:24 pm

The sad thing is, I am following your cat. What does that say about me?

Comment by justjp November 3, 2009 @ 11:40 am


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