Flipflops in the Rain

Flipflops hates groundhog day.
February 3, 2008, 11:41 am
Filed under: fear and loathing | Tags: , , , ,

True to form, that stupid groundhog saw his shadow. Six more weeks of rain, cold and gloom for this rain-cold-and-gloom hater.


If it helps… there are two different groundhogs — one did and one didn’t see their shadow… so there’s hope

Comment by twogirlsviews

Groundhogs are close cousins and often mistaken for the North American Urban Ass Weasels. Beware of both the wild and domesticated, as they can still engage in surprise butt sex.

Often traveling in packs with raccoons, they wait for the raccoons to find a lone midget to lay their eggs in its brain. Then the male groundhog does a puppet show for the female. If she likes the shadow they do a little dance.

And thats where babies come from.

Comment by Al Castle

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