Flipflops in the Rain


a matter of perspective.
January 25, 2008, 1:04 pm
Filed under: perfectly impossible

Mike: “This is why I’m gay — I could never put up with you.”
Flipflops: “Well, I could never put up with YOU!”
Mike: “Oh, whatever. You’d be lucky to end up with someone like me — I dote on Joe.”
Flipflops: “That’s why I don’t have a boyfriend. I can’t handle doting.”
Mike: “No, you’re a bitch — that’s why you don’t have a boyfriend.”

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5 Comments

THAT’S MEAN!

Comment by 20Something

so you’re responsible for Mike being gay? Can I steer your towards my new stalker so you can use your powers on him? kthxbai.

Comment by pithycomments

yeah, he totally “dotes” on Joe… whatevs.. Anyway,I’m pretty sure he’s gay because he likes men…

Comment by twogirlsviews

He’s just being mean cause you’re so freaking perfect, but a woman – not a perfect guy that can bugger him silly.

Eventually, his magic8ball will tell him todays the day to ask you to cut your hair, get a boob reduction, braces, and wear a strap-on while calling *him* a bitch and… oh you get the visual.

πŸ˜€

p.s.
While we’re on the subject – Don’t settle! You deserve a prince.

Comment by SmugMonkey

That is super mean! Don’t worry though, I’ve heard worse. Before my boyfriend and I got together he once said to me, “Sarah, you’re so fucking conceited. Not EVERYONE wants to make out with you.” Ouch. πŸ˜‰

(Don’t worry, he obviously made out with me… eventually!)

Comment by SarahBeth




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